I don’t know what mad genius saw “Easter” on the calendar and decided to celebrate it by having Kate Upton get in her underpants, throw on a pair of bunny ears and store a bunch of eggs in her bosom, but here we are: LOVEmagazine presents Peter Cottontail. It’s the most confusing thing to happen to me on Easter since giant chocolate bunnies taught me to waste food or vomit.
Hopefully this leads to a yearlong series with Kate turning every holiday into a thing with whom I’d desperately like to have sex.
